Thursday, May 25, 2006

"W" 's Fish Story

Recently, our ever truthful and wise Commander In Chief (and I don't mean Geena Davis) was asked by a German newspaper what were his worst moment in office and his best moment in office. His worst moment, he said, was 9/11. And understandably so, seeing as how he just had to sit in that school room all that time waiting for someone to come tell him what to do. That must have been very trying Junior.

But pertaining to his best moment in office, "W" said, "I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5-pound perch in my lake." Sweet isn't it?

Nevermind the fact that the world record for a yellow perch is only 4 pounds, 3 ounces. And nevermind the fact that the world record for a white perch (which technically isn't really a perch, but I am adding it here for the sake of argument) is 4 pounds, 12 ounces.

Now, I ask you - if this man is willing to lie about the size of a fish he allegedly caught, can you just imagine how many other lies he has told to the American people, let alone the rest of the world, over the last 6 years??

Boggles the mind, doesn't it?


  1. I'm not sure, but I think you're insinuating that our President would lie to us?

    Obvioulsy, you don't support the troops.


  2. the truly sad thing is that I can so see him keeping this fish in a tank in the house, fattening it up and releasing it into his decorative little carp pond just to catch it again. Either that, or he actually caught a bass and just doesn't know it's not a carp.