That's all great, but here's the print ad for Renova (who sells this stuff).
What on earth is supposed to be going on here?
Maybe they're trying to say that, if you're unlucky enough to land up in jail for disrespecting yourself with nasty single-ply - after using Renova luxury toilet paper - cellmate Bubba starts looking like a character from 'Baywatch' and your sorry ass turns into Adonis with feelings. You'll pose uncomfortably like Madonna near a small dirty toilet and get your groove on just thinking about using the facility again. Harsh fluorescent light will dance lightly on your skin as it magically transports you (and Bubba) to the glowing beaches of Tenerife.
Renova - toilet paper and pleasure. I can't wait for it to get to Chicago!