Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Microsoft WORD, YO

Check check check it . . . the dawgs down at Microsoft have released a new program called Microsoft Word Yo.

Da new version is kicking it with da gangstas and how da brothaz talk. Major input was sucked out of top artists like Snoop, LL Cool J, Kanye, Mary J. and 50Cent. The version is totally up to date with luxury brands like Cristal, Gucci, Ferrari and Mercedes. Terms like bitch, bling, ho and hood will also not be rejected by the software's spell checker.

Each package also comes with a crucifix necklace, a wife-beater, skullcap, rub-on tattoos, the DVD of "8 Mile", and an AK-47 fully loaded.

The release of the new Word version has totally tapped into a new market of gangstas who were previously not part of the computer and technology mix. So what's next from the world's biggest software gang? Microsoft Project for Arabs?

Dayum!