Both twinks were, apparently, bottoms. The conversation went something like this:
Twink A: I don't know who she thought she was kidding.
Twink B: Oh totes. Like she could even handle that.
Twink A: She's a mess.
Twink B: Well I need at least - AT LEAST - 9 inches or it's over.
Twink A: You're preaching to the choir, sister. Gimme 10, 11, hell 12 and make me feel it!
Twink B: For real.
And after I shook off the twinkie cooties, I thought to myself, Is that supposed to be a selling point? Is being able to take something that is 12+ inches long supposed to make you more appealing? If you need something the size of a road cone in order to feel sexually satisfied, doesn't that say something about YOU?
I think it should be changed. I think, instead of the bottom asking the top "how big are you", I think the top should now ask the bottom "how gaping are you". Are you kitchen drain size or closer to Holland Tunnel size? Are we talking paper towel holder or The Big Dig? How about this: If we put a potato chip up in there and you competed in a triathlon, would the chip break?
Personally, I don't want to be with anyone who can take me and my five best friends, all at the same time. Perhaps being able to do it is something to be proud of - in private - but I don't think putting it out there is a good thing. It makes you sound . . . well . . . slutty. I'd rather be with someone who could not handle it, as opposed to both of us not feeling anything.