Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Peterson

So what you might be saying is, it's probably not a good idea to marry a man with the last name of Peterson?

In 2005, Scott Peterson was convicted of murdering his wife, Laci, and their unborn child, Conner, in 2002. And on Christmas Eve. Scott is currently sitting on death row waiting to die, all the while maintaining his innocence.

Currently in the news, Drew Peterson is under suspicion of the October 28th disappearance of his wife, Stacey. And now, officials want to exhume the body of his third wife based on the suspicion of foul play. And Stacey has a small daughter. Her name? Lacey Peterson.

I dated someone with the last name of Peterson once - Kim Peterson. She was my girlfriend in 5th and 6th grades (even back then I was pretty committed). Her family ended up moving away the summer between 6th and 7th grades. I found out on the first day of school when the school bus stopped at her house and no one came out. She slinked out of town without saying a word.

Those Petersons are sneaky people. So if you're out and someone introduces himself and the last name is Peterson - run like hell.
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3 comments:

  1. No joke! I thought the same thing when I heard the name of the second scumbag.

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  2. Cassandra Peterson (TV's Evira), Donald H. Peterson (NASA astronaut), David Peterson (Canadian premier), Esther Peterson (women's rights advocate), John Peterson (children's book author), Norm Peterson (fictional, of the TV show Cheers), Thomas Mundy Peterson (first African-American to vote in an election), Val Peterson (Nebraska governor), W. Wesley Peterson (mathematician).

    Yup, everyone named Peterson is a bad person! No joke!

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  3. Like a tiger, waiting to pounce on the first error...yes, it’s anonymous, the ball-less wonder who can't leave their name, but loves to point out errors. Well, here's one for you, dumbass - it's Elvira, not Evira. If you’re going to be a dick about errors and nitpicking, then watch your own.

    As always Dop, thanks for the post!

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