So let’s review our sex scandal formulas when it comes to politicians:
Man-On-Woman Lovin’: Democrat
Man-On-Man Lovin’: Republican
Any politician that falls outside of these proven facts is a freak of nature and shall be shunned, ridiculed, called hypocrite and immediately have the suffix of ‘former’ placed before their current title. As it was in the beginning, is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.