So now I hear that New York Governor Eliot Spitzer is caught up in the latest sex scandal. I immediately went to his page to see which political party he belonged to. He’s a Democratic so I deduced that the sex was with a woman. I was right. So let’s review our sex scandal formulas when it comes to politicians:
Man-On-Woman Lovin’: Democrat
Man-On-Man Lovin’: Republican
Any politician that falls outside of these proven facts is a freak of nature and shall be shunned, ridiculed, called hypocrite and immediately have the suffix of ‘former’ placed before their current title. As it was in the beginning, is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
I'm so bummed by this. I have been a fan of Mr. Spitzer for years. I even met him last year and told him that I thought he was a great politician.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I'm used to this type of thing happening to Republicans. I feel less superior being a Democrat now.
This is what comes when one presents a "holier than thou" attitude. They say people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones -- I believe the US must be built out of glass.
ReplyDeleteThe fact that Spitzer was caught in a prostitution ring doesn't really bother me. Politicians and extra-marital affairs go hand in hand. What bothers me are the Republicans who spout hate speeches against homosexuals and then get caught doing a "wide stance" in a bathroom. I was just on two other blogs in the Chicago area who posted video of that one Republican lady who was caught on camera doing some gay bashing. I also commented that it was a shame that the word Republican equals bigotry.
ReplyDeleteoy Dop, you forgot the man-on-woman-on-man now big ole homo Gay-Governor of New Jersey McG himself, completely throws off the balance.
ReplyDeleteI love your bi-partisan sex scandal theory. It's true, tho, that Jim McGreevy throws a monkey wrench into it.
ReplyDeleteI love your bi-partisan sex scandal theory. It's true, tho, that Jim McGreevy throws a monkey wrench into it.
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