
We also thought - erroneously - that it was a random sighting. But not so. Almost every Sunday night, on our walk from the Dupont Metro to JR's on 17th, we'd see the guy. After about 4 weeks of this, I'd had enough. So after we passed the guy's house and saw him again, I turned around to go back.
"Where are you going?", my friend asked.
"Well he clearly wants people to notice him, so I'm going to let him know I noticed him."
"Don't do that! Dop, come back here!"
"No, I'm gonna get to the bottom of this."
So I walked up the stoop to the front door and banged on it.
"Hello! Hello in there! OK, yes, we see you. You want people to notice you? OK, we noticed. Happy? Now what? Do you invite me in? Did you want to hook up? What are you trying to gain by standing naked in your window, you pervert? There could be children out here. You want to be noticed so badly? Well, here I am sweetheart!"
No answer.
"You're gonna get yourself shot one of these days," my friend said.
"I just wanted to know what I'm supposed to do. He's putting it out there, hoping to elicit some kind of response, so I gave him one."
Perhaps it was mere coincidence, but we never saw him in the window again.
LOL.
ReplyDeleteOk . . now that is a move I can stand behind.
It's a fairly childish move on the behalf of the exhibitionist, and yeah, he should be called out on it.
I had wondered what happened to naked window guy, sadly his unit was up for sale about two years ago, I guess if you stand around naked all day, you can't afford the morgage or something like that.
ReplyDeleteWe didn't have a naked guy but we did have an ugly guy in dirty old white briefs practicing kung fu in his window at night. We would invite people over and sit there with the light on so he could see us staring across the street at his asshat tomfoolery!
ReplyDeleteSwwet lord, that is funny.
ReplyDeleteInteresting story. Good that you are a big guy and can handle him if anything does happen.
ReplyDeleteI thought you were going to end the story with, "He bought window blinds the next day."
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