Thursday, May 01, 2008

Suing Southwest

In light of the recent FAA's failed compliance, I will be adding Southwest Airlines to my long list of litigious endeavors.

Since I've flown on Southwest about 10 times in the past two years, I've decided to sue them for attempted murder since they repeatedly, and beyond normal circumstances, took my life in their hands by flying me on planes that were knowingly not passing inspection.

How much you think I could get?


  1. You might get "special treatment" on your next flight. :D

  2. Southwest has better lawyers. And you're still alive.

    What most people don't realize about the airlines is...the law is on their side. So if an airline has two fingers up your asshole, just be glad they don't force the other three like they're allowed to by the regulations.